extra light days

him: Holy crap, are these for extra light days? They're tiny! (on discovering a portable pantyliner unearthed by the baby dumping my purse.)

me: laughing

him: What?! The make other ones that are like this thick. (his hand holding an imaginary hospital grade maxi) This thing is like a microchip.

me: laughing harder

him: It's like a band-aide!

quote from husband

"i went to Michaels, that place is awesome"

January 2008

priorities

me: So, did you hear Donald Rumsfeld resigned?

hubby: No, he did?

me: Yah, I almost called you but I figured everyone at work would be talking about it.....
Oh, Rumsfeld resigned and Brittany Spears is getting divorced.

hubby: Yeah, I heard that.

me: You heard about Brittany and not Rumsfeld?

I guess hubby's job is secure.