me: So, did you hear Donald Rumsfeld resigned?
hubby: No, he did?
me: Yah, I almost called you but I figured everyone at work would be talking about it.....
Oh, Rumsfeld resigned and Brittany Spears is getting divorced.
hubby: Yeah, I heard that.
me: You heard about Brittany and not Rumsfeld?
I guess hubby's job is secure.